you’re the only one who understands me google
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
they wouldnt know cold even if it bit em on the kangaroo
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)